You may wager that they have gone overboard with the cat stuff. Well, watch out, because they just raised you a Dog Sock! Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% combed cotton; 45% nylon; 2% spandex.
I know you're thinking: Why would a classy, well-dressed lumberjack such as yourself use that ugly, undignified word? Because sometimes you just need a "Fuck," that's why. Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% nylon; 47% combed cotton; 3% spandex.

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Socks: they're just like us. They laugh, they cry and sometimes they sit on a stairway to nowhere, moping about how no one loves them. Don't just stand there, someone hand this sock a stiff cocktail! Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% nylon; 47% combed cotton; 3%
Who cares if you're not all that sassy yet? Fake it 'till you make it, dude! Women's shoe size 5-10. 63% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 2% spandex.
Sometimes the Ringmaster doesn't get the credit she deserves. Sometimes the attention goes to all the stuff that's going on around her - the leaping, the twirling, the fire-breathing, that kind of stuff. But not today. Women's shoe size 5-10. 63% combed c
If you have to say it, and sometimes you HAVE to say it, say it sweetly with these lovely, ankle-huggin' foot snuggies. What I mean is, say it with socks. Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2% spandex.
You were on time to work, your hair looks fab, your outfit is on point. It's one of those amazing days and you're feeling super fucking awesome. Let 'em hear it! Women's shoe size 5-10. 52% nylon, 47% combed cotton and 1% spandex.
Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose! Also: sweat pants, warm feet, can't lose! Also: great gift, he'll owe you one, can't lose. Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.

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What came first, the Cute or the Psycho? The world may never know. Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex.
There's something kind of wrong about putting a fierce phrase like this next to a couple of friendly flowers. But there's also something kind of right about it, too. Women's shoe size 5-10. 57% combed cotton; 41% nylon; 2% spandex.
Socks are just like women. They can be straightforward and polite at the same time. It doesn't mean they're any more or less of a sock. Or a woman. Women's shoe size 5-10. 51% combed cotton; 47% nylon; 2% spandex.
You'd be forgiven for thinking that she's a quiet, docile, meek bookworm. But only the first time. Women's shoe size 5-10. 50% combed cotton, 48% nylon and 2% spandex.

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